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SNP assertion discards deal welcomed by Scots electorate
SNP assertion discards are one of the country’s most controversial subjects. AhDinnaeKen investigates. “Almost all political campaigns involve falsity and playacting.” -Rich Lowry. Independence within...
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The Contemptibles: SNP rub sovereign people’s noses in the s**t yet again
Two embarrassing U-turns in one day. It’s all in a day’s contempt for the sovereign people of Skintland. AhDinnaeKen investigates. Scottish Minsters react to MacTavish Scott’s claim that the Plasticine...
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Cotton picking liberty for SNP councillor
In the past we’ve been told that it’s only a select bunch of Cybernats soaring over Scottish politics who engage in ridiculous abuse online. AhDinnaeKen debunks the myth. “Knowledge makes a man unfit...
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Pensioners: 50% cull ‘necessary to protect independent Scotland’
Leaked document shows radical rethink on Nationalist pension strategy for post independence Scotland. Soon pensioner culls could be as common as deer culls and grouse shooting for Scotland’s land...
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Salmy’s 30 minute meals
If you love falsehood but struggle to find time to swallow it every day, then allow Salmy to introduce you to a revolutionary way of cooking the books. In 30-Minute Meals-O’-It he shows you how to make...
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If MSPs seize the presses it is SALMOND who will lose out
Scottish Scum sends out unguarded message to the patriotic faither o’ oor great wee country. “All media exist to invest our lives with artificial perceptions and arbitrary values.” – Marshall McLuhan....
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Scottish Sun Says Salmond will surrender
Scottish Scum comes out all guns blazing issuing its strongest condemnation yet of Murdoch’s Bitch Salmond’s latest opportunistic move. “A man that flies from his fear may find that he has only taken a...
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Salmond to put press freedom and journalists on NHS styled ‘waiting list’
Salmond prepared to massage media bias figures to ensure “political unavailability” of governmental scrutiny. “Among those who dislike oppression are many who like to oppress.” – Napoleon Bonaparte....
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No room in colonised nation for free speech tax
BLOGGING on the internet is one of the best methods of kidding yourself on that your opinion matters – yet this method of free speech is going to be taxed by a wee Napoleon sitting in Whollyrude...
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Scottish Sun confirms Salmond has nae baws
Scottish politicians might think they hold the moral high ground over the press in Scotland. AhDinnaeKen fearlessly investigates using old-fashioned fair-minded and honest reporting. “When in doubt...
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Is today the most historic day in the history of history ever?
Today is likely to be considered the third or fourth or fifth or maybe even sixth most historic day in the history of history ever. It follows the launch of the Och Aye campaign, the Declaration of...
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Majority of Scots are crazy – Sturgeon
AS everyone in Scotland now knows, there are actually two governments in Scotland: the public one where we are an oil rich, rhetoric rich, pantsonfire rich country and a private one where we need to...
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Scaremongering outbreak: Time to get immunised says Electoral Commission
Will the future of Skintland’s Neverendum vote be affected by the current outbreak of scaremongering presently afflicting Westminster and the Basturt English populations? AhDinnaeKen reports: “He that...
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Exclusive: Skintland to legally leave itself open to English invasion
Blimey! The Scottish Sunday Sun publishes a Neverendum game changing story and nobody appears to care, because we’ve heard it all before. “The truth may not set you free, but used carefully, it can...
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Humanists: indyref Yes vote will put your life at risk
According to the Labouring Party, millions of pounds wasted in the dispensation of cheap drugs, asprin and paracetemol, could be clawed back in Skintland, helping to save the lives of cancer sufferers....
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That Wiz the Week that Wiznae #2
Sometimes creeping torpor, slithering ennui and an ever present sardonic smile isn’t enough to keep the Neverendum boredom at bay. AhDinnaeKen takes a lazy gambol over the previous week’s news....
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That Wiz the Week that Wiznae #3
A funny old week in which the SNPs ‘levers vision’ looks increasingly like corporate whoredom ‘sweetened‘ by a chastened and low rent spied upon workforce. AhDinnaeKen asks, how long till non-SNP...
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Hurrah! Sturgeon promises more of the same
Skintland and England may propose marriage to each other in the event of separation, Firstminster in waiting Sturgeon is expected to say today. “Power is the great aphrodisiac” – Henry A. Kissinger....
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Annexegate latest: Scottish Nationalist Party set to explode
Silly season of non-story scoops was launched in spectacularly embarrassing style at the Grauniad yesterday. Even the Polarised Militants of the SNP Cybernat wings recognise the Grauniad’s sadsack...
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Royal Salmond gives birth to baby lie
“It’s a lie!” the sovereign people of a socially just Skintland cried oot at the latest publication to be given birth to by the ‘economically levered’ one. “Integrity gives birth to ideas. Nationalism...
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